Gnary a Joke to Tell  

Speak to Galan Jokepeddler on the docks of Enchanted Lands at 43, 4, 117 Copy to begin this quest. This quest is repeatable once per year.

Joke Shop Curiousities!

1. Speak to Captain Gnoggin on the beach at -9, -4, 17 Copy and tell him that you are ready to board his ship. You will be zoned into The Jolly Gnoggin.
2. Approach the captain at -2, -2, -10 Copy for the update.
3. The captain will shout orders about looking out for pirates. Wait a few minutes and he'll blow up the ship! You will be zoned into Gnoggin's Hidden Cove.
• This zone uses the map for The Trembling Lagoon.
4. Cross the water south to the main land. There will be aggressive level-scaled jungle crocs in this area.
• Make sure you visit the east end of the beach. There is a level scaled ^ croc named Sirus Bis Nes that's worth AA.
5. You need to collect 50 pieces of jokeshop merchandise. These are items called a joke shop curiousity, which are various dice and springs. They can be found inside a destroyable wooden crate, a level-scaled wooden crate or a level-scaled locked chest. 1 to 5 objects will drop per crate/chest, and wander around a short distance. Click them once to pick them up.
• Several of the crates and chests can be found at a camp at -855, -9, 155 Copy .
• We also found many crates and chests near the trees, usually nestled between roots.
6. Defeat Captain Gnoggin (level scaled ^, worth AA). Click on the rock wall at -908, -10, 263 Copy . He will spawn behind you and attack.
7. Loot Gnoggin's Bomb from the treasure chest he drops.
8. Click the rock wall again to blow it up. You'll be flung back a fair ways from the blast!
9. Head through the newly opened tunnel and exit the zone by clicking on the door at the end. You will return to Enchanted Lands.
10. Speak to Galan Jokepeddler, who should be right behind you, to complete the quest.

Rewards

The choice between one of the following:

• Fool's Gold Coin x10 - NEW in 2014!
• Petamorph Wand: Living Crate - Added in 2013
• A Horse of a Different Color
• Bristlebane Day Jester