As long as they don't wire the planet for IP traffic, I am all for starting a fund to grant Katie her wish. Donations can be wire transferred to me at 954667192, First International Bank of Nassau. Once we reach the requisite amount, Mistress Wishful Thinking will be on her way to a place that has nights long enough to allow her to truly shine.
WASHINGTON - President Bush (news - web sites) will announce plans next week to send Americans to Mars and establish a permanent human presence on the moon
Jackie Gleason? No? How 'bout Ralph Kramden? Nothin'?
Skeeter, that was a little too oblique for this board. Trust me on this-- and I've know of what I'm talking about --you need to lay out a trail of bread crumbs for the average reader here to get from one funny reference to another. I can't count the times I've written something knowing that it's funny. And what do I get most of the time? That's right, crickets chirping.