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#1 Sep 05 2008 at 5:13 PM Rating: Sub-Default


*Levitates*

It is I, Cetranne. The one who hulls the sun across the sky, so you may fornicate. The one who breaths breath into your bodies so you may sin. It is I, in raw form. I am here to say hello to some of my people, because even though they wont admit it, mainly in fear of being exiled, secretly live for me. Let's begin, shall we?


A month ago, was the most joyous day of my life! How one's values change when one enters the state of motherhood! On my 20th birthday, when dear Thomas (you all know him as Smitz) proposed marriage, I was certain that I would never be happier than on that day. However, I have experienced the ultimate joy! On August 14th at six thirty-five this morning, after a long and diffucult labor, I gave birth to a seven-pound son - Seven Smith!


A few shot outs : I wanna start by saying thank you to all of my former clients who helped "Cetranne's One Stop Shop for Cyber" into such a successful business, netting me millions of gil each day. To my favorite E-boyfriends, Wunderkind and Khrno who gave me everything I wanted. I wanted to see you Khrno, but was so scared of flying :(. To RTU, who enjoyed my music. To my former acolytes Zalesha/Elathia and Greenjade who followed me around like toilet paper in-game, and bashed me on the boards, one of the crew now? To that **** Reko, who couldnt handle that her in-game boyfriend was riding my nightgown no matter what toon I was on. To Sinestry, who let me pay for my cursed items via cyber and picture trading, rather that actual gil. To Tainted/Jamchan, who had me permantely targeted in ballista. To that bint Nedrian, who thought everyone was jealous of her. I was never jealous of you sweetie. I just enjoyed pissing you awf. *Flips hair* Oh and a diapers and a rattle for that crybaby Ratatapa.
#2 Sep 06 2008 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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Sorry; you won't get the drama you're aiming for here. Try Blue Gartr's forums.
#3 Sep 06 2008 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
Cetranne threads are sooo 2005.
#4 Sep 06 2008 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: lol

What the fuck is this shit?
#5 Sep 06 2008 at 11:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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*yawn*

I had a burger tonight at work. But it wasn't beef. It was chicken.

Best "burger" I've had in a long time. Shoulda put some jalapenos on it, though.
#6 Sep 07 2008 at 8:47 AM Rating: Excellent
I had a good steak sandwich yesterday, with some fries and a sweet tea.
#7 Sep 07 2008 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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Those both sound good.

I had some taco dip today. It's hard to explain what it is, but it is good.
#8 Sep 07 2008 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Beer

=P
#9 Sep 07 2008 at 11:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Algren wrote:
Beer

This
#10 Sep 08 2008 at 5:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Furby your not suppose to be on. GTFO and go back to your honeymoon.
#11 Sep 08 2008 at 6:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Quote:

I had a burger tonight at work. But it wasn't beef. It was chicken.


I prefer chicken anyway :3 Better than beef for your blood pressure and brain blood veins x_X
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-- Thank you for the fun times in Vana'diel

Art for the sake of art itself is an idle sentence.
Art for the sake of truth, for the sake of what is
beautiful and good — that is the creed I seek.
- George Sand

A designer knows he has achieved perfection,
not when there is nothing left to add,
but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#12 Sep 08 2008 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
Food talk is making me hongory
#13 Sep 08 2008 at 8:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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HUNGER GET WHAT HUNGER WANT.
#14 Sep 08 2008 at 8:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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I wonder why Tarutarus are so fat now....
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Amanada (Cerberus-Retired) (aka MaiNoKen/Steven)
-- Thank you for the fun times in Vana'diel

Art for the sake of art itself is an idle sentence.
Art for the sake of truth, for the sake of what is
beautiful and good — that is the creed I seek.
- George Sand

A designer knows he has achieved perfection,
not when there is nothing left to add,
but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
#15 Sep 08 2008 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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'cause the Mithra are force-feeding them and selling their livers when they get nice and fatty.

Foie tarugras.
#16 Sep 08 2008 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was going to order pizza, but hubby is BBQing. Yum! :D

#17 Sep 08 2008 at 8:16 PM Rating: Default
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GoddessComplex wrote:


To my former acolytes Zalesha/Elathia


This is all I had to read. I do love it when people call me out to me like that.

I'm so happy you remember me.. and how I gave you a taste of your own medicine.

Cetranne you are a master in the arts of deception. That is why I don't fool up with you anymore, and to this day I do still BELIEVE had I allowed you to use my RSE2 gloves, you WOULD have never given them back. This will sound bad and I do not care(or anybody for that matter; really, go shove it), it's a new me and how I will remain. That being said, that's lovely you have kid. Though I wish I was there at the hospital and being the one delivering so that I'd take the opportunity of shoving it back up your vaginal hallway that several hotdogs can be thrown in. I hope he/she gives you intense hell and that "Smitz" runs out on you when **** hits the fan like all traditional dead beat fathers do.

Go brag about your sorry pathetic little life created in your delusional mind. I don't care if these words hurt you, I don't not care if they anger you - go **** YOURSELF. Being female, you can already do that anyway >_>. You, like a lot of morons I've had to deal with online, aint nobody to me.

Worthless waste of sperm and cell division.
#18 Sep 08 2008 at 9:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is all I had to read. I do love it when people call me out to me like that.

I'm so happy you remember me.. and how I gave you a taste of your own medicine.

Cetranne you are a master in the arts of deception. That is why I don't fool up with you anymore, and to this day I do still BELIEVE had I allowed you to use my RSE2 gloves, you WOULD have never given them back. This will sound bad and I do not care(or anybody for that matter; really, go shove it), it's a new me and how I will remain. That being said, that's lovely you have kid. Though I wish I was there at the hospital and being the one delivering so that I'd take the opportunity of shoving it back up your vaginal hallway that several hotdogs can be thrown in. I hope he/she gives you intense hell and that "Smitz" runs out on you when sh*t hits the fan like all traditional dead beat fathers do.

Go brag about your sorry pathetic little life created in your delusional mind. I don't care if these words hurt you, I don't not care if they anger you - go @#%^ YOURSELF. Being female, you can already do that anyway >_>. You, like a lot of morons I've had to deal with online, aint nobody to me.

Worthless waste of sperm and cell division.


Shhhh, don't feed the drama.
#19 Sep 09 2008 at 8:37 AM Rating: Good
/wave

Hi everyone!!! I hope you have an awesome day :D
#21 Nov 26 2008 at 11:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Serrav wrote:
Owning is so easy, you're all lucky I do not have your addresses.


I think we got a winner here, she actually pulled out the "I'd beat you up IRL if I knew where you lived" card.

I'm amused.
#22 Nov 27 2008 at 12:57 AM Rating: Good
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Nyruu the Braindead wrote:
/wave

Hi everyone!!! I hope you have an awesome day :D


I am now that I saw this, HI Nyru!!!
#23 Nov 27 2008 at 12:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dumbass troll wrote:
Speedly- aren't you like 30? No life?

Wow, I'm glad my words lead you to believe that I'm much, MUCH older than I actually am.

Also, I find it hilariously ironic that you, of all people, who only spends their time being a d*ck on the internet, is trying to say that I have no life.

Cute.
#25 Nov 27 2008 at 4:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm not even from your server but wow... that's some really, umm, interesting people you got on there!

As for being "riled up", Serrav, I read the whole thread (bursts of insanity and all) and I only saw one person who seemed slightly annoyed at being mentioned, everyone else just seemed to think you and the OP (who may or may not be you, dunno, couldn't care less)were both stupid (hence the intentional ignoring) and slightly amusing (read: they're laughing at you).

So yeah. But hey, good luck with being an obviously disturbed, and possibly slightly retarded, child.

By the way, threatening people in a public forum about an online game makes you scary!

Edited, Nov 27th 2008 7:09pm by Leuco
#26 Dec 04 2008 at 11:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Serrav's post get unrated? What'd it say other than the Internet Thuggery?
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