Gnary a Joke to Tell  

Grants AA
CategoryWorld Event
Level100 (Scales)
Related Zones:
Required Mobs:
Min Coin: 57s, 32c
Max Coin: 1g, 64s, 35c
Choice Of:
Horse of a Different Color
Bristlebane Day Jester

Speak to Galan Jokepeddler on the docks of Enchanted Lands at 43, 4, 117 to begin this quest. This quest is repeatable once per year.

Joke Shop Curiousities!
Joke Shop Curiousities!

  1. Speak to Captain Gnoggin on the beach at -9, -4, 17 and tell him that you are ready to board his ship. You will be zoned into The Jolly Gnoggin.
  2. Approach the captain at -2, -2, -10 for the update.
  3. The captain will shout orders about looking out for pirates. Wait a few minutes and he'll blow up the ship! You will be zoned into Gnoggin's Hidden Cove.
  4. Cross the water south to the main land. There will be aggressive level-scaled jungle crocs in this area.
    • Make sure you visit the east end of the beach. There is a level scaled ^ croc named Sirus Bis Nes that's worth AA.
  5. You need to collect 50 pieces of jokeshop merchandise. These are items called a joke shop curiousity, which are various dice and springs. They can be found inside a destroyable wooden crate, a level-scaled wooden crate or a level-scaled locked chest. 1 to 5 objects will drop per crate/chest, and wander around a short distance. Click them once to pick them up.
    • Several of the crates and chests can be found at a camp at -855, -9, 155 .
    • We also found many crates and chests near the trees, usually nestled between roots.
  6. Defeat Captain Gnoggin (level scaled ^, worth AA). Click on the rock wall at -908, -10, 263 . He will spawn behind you and attack.
  7. Loot Gnoggin's Bomb from the treasure chest he drops.
  8. Click the rock wall again to blow it up. You'll be flung back a fair ways from the blast!
  9. Head through the newly opened tunnel and exit the zone by clicking on the door at the end. You will return to Enchanted Lands.
  10. Speak to Galan Jokepeddler, who should be right behind you, to complete the quest.


The choice between one of the following:

Bristlebane Day
Occurs annually around April Fool's Day.
Special one-day events on April 1st!
(Introduced in 2011)

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